FunkyBrownChick

Sometimes Twanna’s life reads a little like the script for a television series. Sexie in the City, maybe. She’s always got something on her plate, from heavy-duty writing workshops to interracial dating. There’s the flavor of an active metropolitan lifestyle. Twanna’s not writing for the sake of filling up blog pages – she’s taking time out from an actual life to fill us in on things interesting and thoughtful, entertaining and stimulating, fun and funky.

Bestial

From the people who brought you Llama Duck, here’s a more advanced and more degenerate ditty.

Fallen London

Guy sez: Our weekly post about a time-wasting but fun game. This one is particularly well done, with an intricate back story, delightful graphics and an extremely quirky premise.

Ladies and Gentlemens, I give you Echo Bazaar!

That spot

The elusive erotic zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it. – BBC

Thrill me up

Grl sez: A good friend of mine once told me that even though he was so happy in his current relationship, he would love to go back to the flirting days. I empathised – I love to flirt! I love knowing that I’m making someone feel special. Whether you’re flirting with someone just to make them smile, or to let them know you’re interested in them, it makes me feel great

The Complete Jerk’s Guide to Masturbation

You may need a little moisture here. If you’ve taken your time, there may be some immediately available, just slide a finger inside.
Oherwise a bit of saliva will do the trick. Your clitoris will likely be too sensitive for direct, dry touching. It’s the same reason guys don’t wrap their hands directly onto the knob – they want that intervening foreskin to cushion the strokes.

Love is the Answer – Barbra Streisand

Love is the reason, love is the answer, and each one of these carefully chosen love songs will tunnel down into your romantic heart, where Barbra’s mellow tones will coax out the loving fool in you. These are songs to share on a quiet night, just you and a lover enjoying each other’s closeness. Songs for holding hands, songs for a glass of something, songs for a fireside evening together.

Grl will tell you all that, Sister Hazel aside, I like the older stuff. And that’s mostly so. Biz Markey can make me laugh without a smile cracking his big round face, but yeah, for me it’s Nat King Cole and Frank Sinatra and Simon and Garfunkel. And Barbra Streisand.

Long distance love

Guy Sez: I’m no stranger to conducting a romantic relationship over vast distances, what with Grl being away on the other side of the ocean – in Sausalito – but the link is going to become even more fragile in a week or three.
Grl is heading off into the world on a roaming assignment that [...]

Blue, she said

It’s probably old hat to most folks now, but yesterday Facebook began to experience a rash, a rush of colors. People typed in “black”, or “beige” or “white” or “flesh” as their status. This created confusion and unease amongst those who hadn’t heard the word.

Mostly men.

“Blue,” Grl said on FaceBook, and I tried to recall what was blue about her. Her eyes, obviously. But some of the other colors floating around FaceBook made this an unlikely answer.

Rebuttal

Hey Guy, get off the grass
(you’ve got a cute ass)
But if you think I’ll be woo’d
By something that crude
You’ve got a think to pass.

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