“Diary of a Sex Fiend” by Abby Lee
Unmistakably Abby Lee. There is no getting away from the constant rumble of sex thoughts through her mind and out into her blog. She glances at a guy and she’s imagining him stripped, erect, inches from her face. Or her pussy. And then she’s feeling him inside, and we’re along for the ride, while her fingers are busy down below.
This woman masturbates at the drop of a hat. She’s always ducking into the bathroom for a quick rub. Or working at herself under the table. Or on a train or a plane.
Sales of the Titty
I go all weak above the knees when a big-bosomed waitress leans low over the table to serve me a slender latte. She knows exactly where my eyes are fixed and why I’m unable to talk or breathe or do anything but drool as my gaze is drawn irresistibly down her cleavage.
FunkyBrownChick
Sometimes Twanna’s life reads a little like the script for a television series. Sexie in the City, maybe. She’s always got something on her plate, from heavy-duty writing workshops to interracial dating. There’s the flavor of an active metropolitan lifestyle. Twanna’s not writing for the sake of filling up blog pages – she’s taking time out from an actual life to fill us in on things interesting and thoughtful, entertaining and stimulating, fun and funky.
That spot
The elusive erotic zone said to exist in some women may be a myth, say researchers who have hunted for it. – BBC
The Complete Jerk’s Guide to Masturbation
You may need a little moisture here. If you’ve taken your time, there may be some immediately available, just slide a finger inside.
Oherwise a bit of saliva will do the trick. Your clitoris will likely be too sensitive for direct, dry touching. It’s the same reason guys don’t wrap their hands directly onto the knob – they want that intervening foreskin to cushion the strokes.
Girl With a One-Track Mind
Beginning in January 2004, Abby (as Zoe then called herself for the sake of anonymity) posted on a daily basis about how she thought of nothing else but sexual fantasies. And how (several times a day) she acted on those fantasies:
I am playing three times a day (and I am not pre-menstrual). And shortly after I’ve had a fiddle, I am thinking about the next one. My underwear seems to be in a semi-permanent state of dampness right now…
And no, she’s not talking about a musical instrument here. She’s got a one-track mind, right enough!
The whole point of the blog is that this is normal. She notes:
I think about sex constantly. The thing about guys and it being on their minds every 8 seconds – I have one question: what about the other 7?! I certainly know what I am thinking about during those…
In the Hot Seat: Grlsezual of mygfsez.com
Guy sez: OK. You’re cool, icicles dripping off your nose. But what about orientation?
Grl sez: Haven’t you read my bio! I like (in alphabetical order) bagels, boys, chocolate, and girls…..especially blueberry bagels :p
In the Hot Seat: Guysezual of mygfsez.com
Grl Sez: Our first ever Hot Seat! Alrighty then… To start off with, how old are you?
Guy Sez: I’m in the middle ages. Grew up in the Sixties and Seventies. Finding the 21st Century rather a challenge, but fun.
Grl Sez: Heh. Orientation?
Guy Sez: Straight. I like women. They turn me on. I have been known [...]
Taxi love
“You know what? I came back home, and every time I had a date, I’d get her to suck me off in the cab. You know Broadway and Columbus?”
I nodded.
“That was the first time. We stopped at the red light, and that’s where I blew. After that, every time I got into a cab, I got a hard-on.”
“Bonk” by Mary Roach
The chapter titles give a teasing notion of the contents:
- The Sausage, the Porcupine, and the Agreeable Mrs. G.
- Can a Woman Find Happiness with a Machine?
- The Princess and Her Pea
- Does Orgasm Boost Fertility, and What Do Pigs Know About It?
Honest, this is about science, but it is also screamingly funny. Mary Roach has a sense of humour that made her first book about dead bodies an hilarious best-seller. I emphasise the warning given above. Be very careful where you read this book.