The Complete Jerk’s Guide to Masturbation
Caution. Seamen inside. – photo by Abejo
For guys:
Start erect. Hold foreskin between thumb and fingers, move rapidly up and down over ridge of glans. Lewd thoughts speed climax even more. Aim ejaculate into sock.
For girls:
Remove all clothing, slowly, enjoying the feel of your silken undergarments sliding over your willing skin. Socks are optional, but give your toes a treat, too. Look at those ten little piggies wiggling happily. Look at the rest of yourself, concentrating on the nipples as they grow harder, crinkling up in excitement. You can’t see any other good bits, don’t bother.
Your body is beautiful. Run your fingers lightly along your neck, your sides, your arms. Feel your skin. Enjoy the sensation, enjoy your hair whisking over neck, shoulders, ears. Now is the time to give all those under-appreciated parts of your body a touch. Just to let them know you’re thinking of them, and if it weren’t for your elbows, you’d be Barbie.
Your fingers slide gently onto the rounded curves of your breasts. Both hands needed here. There’s a lot of skin to cover. Take your time. Stroke the sensitive edges, climbing the sweet hillocks, working, gliding your way into the centres. Feel the crinkled skin of your nipples. Feel the tenderness of your aureoles. Take a look down, they are changing color, even as you watch and toy with them.
Glide your fingers over your whole chest, taking in your breasts in passing. Maybe you’re imagining someone’s body on yours, maybe you are just enjoying the relaxing feel of your own. And you are relaxing. You can feel tensions ebbing away, the cares of the everyday world disappearing as you focus on your own self, your own body, your own sensations.
Move your hands downwards. Tease yourself. Caress your belly, your flanks. Don’t hurry. You can feel a different, enjoyable tension growing somewhere inside. And, how often do you get to stroke your stomach, anyhow? It’s not like you do it as part of your normal work day. It’s not like anyone else does it for you. Nobody cute. Nobody tall and handsome. Or short and cuddly. Not normally.
Maybe your fingers encounter a curl of hair as they sweep along the lower regions of your belly. Maybe they don’t. Maybe your fingers slide down onto your legs. Maybe you feel your thighs, your calves, those cute little piggies you admired earlier.
You’ll know when you’re ready.
And when you’re ready, leave it a while longer. One hand for your breasts, the other softly fondling the tops of your thighs, the creases leading up to your hips, the gentle mound in the middle. Take your time.
Feel your soft girl curls against your hand. There’s a special feeling there. A thrill. A promise.
Move your hand in closer. Maybe bring the other one down, feeling the triangle of your sex, feeling the gentle curves of that rounded mound in the middle, feeling underneath, cupping it in your hand, being a little rough here, rubbing it on the outside, feeling the response inside.
Both hands here. Spread your thighs a little, one hand on each side, stroking the soft skin inside, the coarser skin in the middle, the surprising smoothness of the very centre as you part your lips and the forceful movements become tender, soft.
Get the stroke right – photo by Nevit
You may need a little moisture now. If you’ve taken your time, there may be some immediately available, just slide a finger inside.
Oherwise a bit of saliva will do the trick. Your clitoris will likely be too sensitive for direct, dry touching. It’s the same reason guys don’t wrap their hands directly onto the knob – they want that intervening foreskin to cushion the strokes.
Apply your moisture, use one or two fingers to the folds of skin around the shining bean of your clitoris, gently, slowly stroking and sliding. Use the other hand to fondle around. Experiment. You’ll know what feels good. Maybe, if you are built that way, you can slide one of your nipples into your mouth, nibbling, kissing, tonguing.
Take your time. You’re building up to something big here.
You’re building a rhythm. You’re touching, vibrating, jiggling your best bits. You can keep this going for a while. It’s all good.
After a while, you can slide one, maybe two fingers inside. You should be nice and damp by now. The focus is on your clitoris, but it’s good to have the sensation of something inside. Fingers, a toy, a cucumber…
This is where you can decide for yourself if the G-spot is real or not. It’s just inside, on the clitoris side of the inside. An area of ridged skin. Even if it’s all a myth, it’s fun to explore, fun to fondle.
The rest is rhythm. Salacious thoughts and images may be useful here. Thinking about sex with a willing partner. Whatever fantasy works, now is the time to be run it through your mind’s eye. Your mind’s tongue, your mind’s vagina.
Find a rhythm that works and stick to it. You’ll know exactly what is working, what is good, what is helping you reach a climx.
You’ll feel the edge approaching. Just keep up whatever brought you there, maybe speed up a little and you’ll go sliding over.
Your whole body will become focussed down to a tiny point of pleasure, growing swelling, exploding, pulse after pulse after glorious pulse.
Keep on the pressure, press hard. Any movement now should be directed inward, pressing where the pleasure is.
And then you’re over, gentle strokes here and there, curl up in a ball, tuck the blankets between your knees, just enjoy that afterglow.
For guys and girls: Wash your hands afterwards. A shower would be good. The smell of sex lingers on your fingers.
Resources
Male Masturbation Techniques – Blog with videos and finely detailed notes on technique.
Intimate Moments – girls masturbating.
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appreciate the effort of writing that post, but I’d appreciate even more if you write something about avoiding or minimizing masturbation
No effort at all! In fact I enjoyed writing it immensely.
I can think of one way of avoiding or minimizing masturbation, and that’s to share sex with a partner. From a health point of view, regular sexual release reduces stress, prevents congestion, builds muscles, and is just plain good fun.
There is absolutely no downside to masturbation. Not unless you feel ashamed or embarrassed about it, and that’s your own personal problem, I guess.
Thank you for your contribution. Perhaps it is the seed for a useful discussion.