In the Hot Seat: Guysezual of mygfsez.com
Grl Sez: Our first ever Hot Seat! Alrighty then… To start off with, how old are you?
Guy Sez: I’m in the middle ages. Grew up in the Sixties and Seventies. Finding the 21st Century rather a challenge, but fun.
Grl Sez: Heh. Orientation?
Guy Sez: Straight. I like women. They turn me on. I have been known to hug guys, but they do nothing for me sexually. Once, a very long time ago, I sucked a dick. Experimenting, I guess. But never since.
It’s women for me. I love everything about them. Their shape, the way they smile, the way they have a female smell about them. Everything.
I might admire a well built guy, on an aesthetic basis, but when a woman smiles at me, the juices begin flowing. I can’t help it.
Grl Sez: If you could cover your lover’s body with something edible so you could lick it off, what would you choose? (Assuming you weren’t watching your figure or anything!)
Guy Sez: Oh boy, I should have seen this one coming! Showing my age again here. There’s a scene in Apocalypse Now
That’d be me. I like mangoes, and I could pulp them up, smear them all over her – all over her ripe mangoes – and swirl cream on and just go hogwild, licking and sucking and making a sticky meal of it all. That would be a dessert to remember!
Grl Sez: If you had to choose one moment with a lover from the past you’ll remember forever, what would it be?
Guy Sez: If I may, I’ll take two moments.
Grl Sez: Only if I get a favor later 
Guy Sez: I’ll make it one to remember.
First was back in the Seventies. I had a girlfriend, and it was the first time we’d gone out. To a toga party, which were big in those days. She’d actually come along with a friend of mine, and I kind of stole her off him, which strained the friendship a little.
Somehow I got to fondling her enormous breasts, which we both enjoyed…
Grl Sez: mmmmm breasts *drool*
Guy Sez: Turning the interviewer on?
Grl Sez: Maybe just a little
Guy Sez: …and we found a private area outside, away from the action. She was wearing a swimsuit under her toga, and I rolled it down. Another friend came around the corner at that moment, and he told me later that the sight of those enormous melons gleaming free in the moonlight was something he’d never forget.
We chased him off by throwing rocks at him…
Grl Sez: LOL! Such a boy!
Guy Sez:…and I worked my way down. Lifted up her toga and pushed the strip of her bathing suit crotch aside. And there it was. Now I wasn’t a virgin, but this was the first time I’d seen the thing up real close, right under my nose. I kissed it, kissed those sweet lips, stuck my tongue in. Oh, but it was a moment to savor!
Second moment came years later. Another kiss. Another girlfriend. The start of a new relationship. She drove up, wound the window down to say hello. I leaned in the window and kissed her full on the lips.
It was the unexpectedness of it, the thrill, the excitement that I remember. I couldn’t believe it. I’d kissed someone and she’d smiled back at me. I wanted to sing, dance, shout out for the joy of it.
There’s another moment…
Grl Sez: Geez. Now you’re taking advantage.
Guy Sez: A combination of many moments. Just standing, or sitting, or lying with my lover. Just being close. Together. That’s what I like best. The love, the closeness, the intimacy.
Grl Sez: Tell us about sucking dick…What was it like? Did you enjoy it even a little bit?
Guy Sez: Ah, I was wondering if you’d pick up on that.
Grl Sez: Yeah. I just had to think of a good question
Guy Sez: And you said you knew it all…
Grl Sez: I do know everything, but when you know everything it can take a while to process :b
Guy Sez: It wasn’t unpleasant. It didn’t drill right into the sex centres of my brain, or even the taste buds. Just something, smooth and salty to suck on. And that was it.
Grl Sez: Just a salty lollypop then? :p
Guy Sez: Yeah. suck it down to the stick. We didn’t go all the way to the bitter end, as it were. Just youthful experimentation.
Grl Sez: Are you still friends/acquaintances with the lucky guy?
Guy Sez: As it happens, I see him from time to time. We’re close friends.
Not that close.
Grl Sez: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever asked someone to do for you?
Guy Sez: Well, there was this girlfriend who pulled a tick out of my dick…
Nothing too strange, really. Had a girlfriend once, and I got her to tie me up with some of her pantyhose. Stripped me off and tied my feet and hands to the legs of the bed so I was helpless. And loving it.
Grl Sez: What did she do after tying you up?
Guy Sez: She got a feather and tickled me here and there.
And here again.
And again.
And then she mounted me. That was fun. But after a bit she realised that I wasn’t fully able to participate, and she untied my hands.
So I leaned down and untied my feet and ravished her most brutally. Which she seemed to enjoy.
Grl Sez: What’s your favorite place to be touched?
Guy Sez: I like my feet to be stroked. Gently. And my flanks, along up the rib cage. I just melt.
Grl Sez: And do you have a favorite place to touch your lover?
Guy Sez: I’m an enthusiastic amateur masseur. Everywhere on my lover’s body is good. It’s the feel of her skin under my hands, the knowledge that I’m handing out pleasure with every stroke. But yeah, I have to admit that I like kneading my way up the inside of her thighs, hearing her sigh ever so gently as I feel the first light touch of pubic hair against the back of my hands. Tracing the contours of her sex, those triangular shapes – that’s always nice.
Grl Sez: Is there anything that is guaranteed to turn you on?
Guy Sez: Yeah. wear a low-cut top and bend over in front of me. Smile and, wham, instant erection! I spend a lot of time in coffee shops. Unable to stand up.
Grl Sez: Ordering just one more doughnut…
Have you ever had a one night stand?
Guy Sez: A couple along the way. Though I’ll qualify the description, because they weren’t total one-night meet, screw, run events. In both cases I knew the women before and after, but it was just sex for one night.
In the first case, I once went back to her place for more, but she didn’t want it, and in the second case, she came back for a quick rematch, but I didn’t want it. I’d just gotten back together with the woman I later married, and I didn’t think I could handle two relationships at a time.
Grl Sez: Tell us about your first love.
Guy Sez: I’m wondering if that’s a euphemism.
Her name was Lee, and she had brown hair in a ponytail, small breasts and a trim figure. She was beautiful. Clever, caring, chic. In comparison to me, the high school klutz. We shared senior French class, and that was toujours la high point du jour.
I used to send her thought messages across the room. Lee, je t’aime grandtemps, je voudrais suck ton nipples s’il te plait. And across the city from my teenage bed. I don’t think she ever noticed.
Grl Sez: Have you ever masturbated in front of someone? Have you ever watched someone masturbate?
Guy Sez: Back seat of the Greyhound bringing a friend and I back home from a nude beach where we’d camped out for a few days. I guess he was feeling randy, because he suggested a competition, which he won handily. I struggled on for ten minutes or so alone, coming a distant second.
As an aside, watching the other sex masturbate is a great learning experience. Guys, in particular, can understand a lot about how to make love by watching a woman pleasure herself. Don’t go directly for the clitoris; start at the extremities, work your way in, and any time spent on stroking and licking breasts is pure gold.
On that note, there’s a website that’s devoted to that sort of thing. Girls working themselves up to a climax. Amazing footage. Totally authentic. They just recruit women, offer them bundles of money, and film them touching themselves. Sometimes they do two or three together. Sometimes they just take off their clothes and talk about sex. All genuine, nothing stagey or forced. Abby Winters. Highly recommended. We’ll do a review later.
Once Grl unties me…
Grl Sez: Just as soon as I finish mushing up these mangoes, buster.
Last question. Do you have a one-liner that sums up your take on sex, love and life?
Guy Sez: The sexiest body part of all is a smile. Make it fun!
Thanks, Grl!
The next subject in the Hot Seat will be Grl. I’m looking forward to asking her some penetrating questions. After that we’ll go out hunting for subjects, tie them down, offer them Google Wave invites and put the screws to them in joint interviews.
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