The romance of poetry

“Let’s have some dessert!” cried out Grl
“Why don’t we give ice cream a whrl?”
“I like Cherry Garcia”
Sighed Guy, “for down here,
And on these two, Passionfruit Swrl!”

Rebuttal

Hey Guy, get off the grass
(you’ve got a cute ass)
But if you think I’ll be woo’d
By something that crude
You’ve got a think to pass.

Ma, someone poemed in the corner!

I’ve got a co-blogger named Grl,
Who puts my poor heart in a whrl.
She talks really rough
‘Bout mangoes and stough,
But really, she’s a gem of a prl.
–Guy Sez